Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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