32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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