If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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