Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
