the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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