Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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