Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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