Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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