im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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