Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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