Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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