how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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