Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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