He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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