I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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