Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I would fuck him just for his dog
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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