Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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