I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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