It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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