my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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