he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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