Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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