did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize
