Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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