i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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