butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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