You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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