Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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