he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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