Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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