she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
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