i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Pooping to opera.
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