ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
My life is pants optional.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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