it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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