guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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