Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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