I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
