I can tuck mytits in my pants
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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