Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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