i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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