Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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