they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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