I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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