So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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