on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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