We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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