Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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