Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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