K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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