So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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