at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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